My thoughts on The Rachel Zoe Project

Is this woman serious! Like, I am sooo distraught (her face never changes), and like I have made a zillion mistakes, I am like so not perfect, and I so can not deal with this. OMG, I think she has to be a smart woman to do what she does, so please talk like one! Holy crap, I was raised in orange county, lived in the valley, and I have never talked like that! And why do all her people talk like her? That is soo like wrong! Can that woman even cry normal? NOT, way too much BOTOX, her tear ducks are frozen.. And please don't even get me started on the Woman of Orange County, or Atlanta and NY. I was raised in OC from the time I was 9 and my parents had a home in Cota when I was in my 20's and out of the house. But never did any one person I know talk  or act like that. How can people be so self absorbed, black vacuous souls? They all need to be bitch slapped.